Regeneration-Art Recipe (Top Secret, Handle With Care)
Ingredients: 1 Ton Donated Material, 1 Artist
Step One: Collect donations in the local community.
Step Two: Blend in a high-speed mixer until smooth. Consistency should be like caramel.
Step Three: Bake at 50,000 degrees.
Step Four: Turn after 14.5 billion years, add glaze. Reduce temperature from Celsius to Fahrenheit. Pop it back in for 20 more minutes.
Step Five: Remove from heat. Allow an additional 100 million years to cool before consumption.